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Trump’s Children — Send them to the Front Lines!
Since Donald Jr. and Eric Trump love to hunt (see all their pictures of ‘big game’ they proudly display), it’s obvious they know how to handle a rifle. Don Jr. just posted pictures of his assault rifles the other day.
My, Don Jr. looked like he was eager to head out the Middle East to defend his father’s wishes! So let those ‘brothers’ enlist and head off to the Middle East’s Front Lines!
Son-in-law Jared is plenty health, too. And after all, he’s supposed to handle the entire Israel/Arab conflict and bring those folks to a peaceful settlement…any day now…remember? So what better way to do so than to get his designer boots on the ground, as well?
Ah, but naturally, they will have to have their bone spurs checked first. That’s the prudent thing to do.
Caution! They better not tell the President. He was the one who dodged the draft, admitting he had no intention of wasting his life in the jungles of Vietnam. He fought the battles of Studio 54.
Better to let those other poor, young kids who don’t have the money or influence he had to risk their lives.
Meanwhile, back at the golf course….
